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    September 13

    SNOWMEN HUNTERS Episode 2: I See Faces in My Steak!

    You’d think if a man hunted snowmen, you’d know the craziest thing you’re ever going to know about him. But when it comes to Sherman Rance and his mumbling idiot friend Everett, shooting snowmen is the sanest thing they do.

    Check out the new episode of SNOWMEN HUNTERS, and feel free to click over to our YouTube profile (or double click the player below) to give us the rating you feel is fair. Based on the feedback and emails we’ve received since last week’s premiere, we suspect we’re close to breaking into the top ranks of YouTube comedy. But we’ll need your help, and your 5 star votes, to get there. We’re probably a mere episode or two away... (famous last words...)

    But who are we really doing this for, anyway? That’s right.  It’s you. Only you.

    Here endith the ass-kissing, and here startith the show. . .



    Thanks for watching,
    C & R

    Zanzibar19.com
    It’s not TV. It’s good.

    September 06

    SNOWMEN HUNTERS Episode 1 premieres today!

    Well, it’s that time. The premiere of SNOWMEN HUNTERS , Episode 1! But unlike another, more famous Episode 1, we're trying to be absurdly funny.
      How successful are we? You be the judge.
    And remember to check back at Zanzibar19.com every Wednesday for new episodes.
    C & R
    September 05

    First SNOWMEN HUNTERS Season 1 Teaser

    Check out the exclusive teaser for SNOWMEN HUNTERS season 1 by clicking the thumbnail below...
    August 07

    Zanzibar19.com announces SNOWMEN HUNTERS premiere date!

    Attention Snowman Army, SNOWMEN HUNTERS fans, and twisted children of most ages

    Zanzibar19.com is crazed with happiness to announce the premiere date of our new comedy series, SNOWMEN HUNTERS, is set for Wednesday, September 6.

    Starting then, at Zanzibar19.comcom and across the internet, youll be able to see the weekly adventures of idiot idealist Sherman Rance and his more idiotic friend Everett Van Der Sloot as they try to make the world a better place by destroying every snowman in sight. How is that you ask? Tune in and see.

    Some of you may have first seen SNOWMEN HUNTERS as one of the semi-finalists in the FX Networks show us your pilot contest in June. It was ranked in the top 20 out of over 3000 entries. (Thats the top 0.67-Percent to you and me Russ). While we didnt make it to that air, were pretty sure it was because we were too raw in our comedy, and too insane in our premise, to be seen on even cable TV!

    Check us out at Zanzibar19.com, or see our Myspace page Myspace.com/Zanzibar19

    August 03

    Greetings from Zanzibar19.com

    So this is how it all begins.

    This is Christopher Allan Smith and Ryan Neisz saying hello from our new entertainment mission, Zanzibar19. We're the creators of SNOWMEN HUNTERS, and you 're looking at the first entry in our new blog about all things Zanzibar19. Which, honestly, right now that pretty much means all things SNOWMEN HUNTERS.

    Now, you might ask, ''Who are you, and why should we care, taint face?''

    Well, first off, what 's with the attitude? Really. Taint face? Is that necessary? Funny, yes, but you 're talking to us like we made you watch JOEY or something.

    Second, we 're a couple of talented and kind of cocky hustlers who have nearly cracked into the Hollywood entertainment fortress a few times over the years. Well, we 're tired of waiting. With the arrival of iPods, cheaper professional digital filmmaking tools, and the deluge of podcast and video sites, Old Hollywood 's strangle hold on big audiences is finally broken.

    The jig is up. We 're storming the doddering network 's castle and gonna burn it down from the inside. Well maybe. Old Hollywood may see the light and surrender. We 'll let them surrender, I guess.

    So with this attitude and a few well chosen tools, namely our beloved Panasonic DVX-100A, our background in entertainment production and lifelong love of every kind of ridiculous comedy, we 're going to be rolling out every crooked idea in our heads for your entertainment. Our first entry? The aforementioned SNOWMEN HUNTERS.

    It 's the touching story of Sherman Rance, a shotgun toting madman, and his drooling fool of a sidekick, Everett van der Sloot. It 's Sherman 's manic belief true evil in the world is embodied in snowmen, and we won 't be safe until they 're exterminated. What 's made him so crazy? Why does he have a child molester 's flattop? What horrid secret has turned Everett into a retard? (Save your emails kids. Retard. We said it. Retard, retard, retard). And what is it about snowmen they think is so threatening?

    Find out when SNOWMEN HUNTERS debuts on a Wednesday in the next few weeks. We 're a little gray on the exact Wednesday. How gray? Charcoal. (A hooray for you in this blog if you can name that reference). Actually, we 're going to have new SNOWMEN HUNTERS every Wednesday, but we need to make sure everything is in place, so we 'll be coming at you soon with a premiere date. Expect it in August or early September at the latest.

    So okay, is this blog going to be just a bunch of shilling for SNOWMEN HUNTERS?

    Yes. Um... no. No. Definitely not. Well, probably. I 'm sorry, what answer are you looking for?

    Okay, it won 't. In the coming days, we 'll be using this blog as an outlet for our ideas/rants/observations/reviews of everything entertainment, both on and off the web. If we see something we like, we 'll let you know. Here 's our first offering now: Watch every episode of Ask a Ninja and Puppet Rapist you can. They 're on the web. Email us if you need the links.

    If we see something we don 't like, we 'll let you know too. If it 's bashing Rob Schneider, it 's probably me, Chris, writing. If it 's bashing, I don 't know, Mother Theresa, puppies, or defenseless penguins or something, it 's probably Ryan talking. Hmmm. Ryan might not like the fact I revealed that. Anyway...

    So hello, and thanks for your attention. Watch this space for more insanity soon.